The reason(s) I am going to fail vet school
Reason #1: Lola keeps sitting her fat arse on my notes and attacking my blue and white pen everytime I try to study.
Reason#2: I keep undertaking lame pseudoproductive projects. For example, I carved a meter long zucchini (which my roomies grew in their garden) into a crocodile yesterday. It's all in the spirit of Halloween and failing my toxicology exam tomorrow. Sigh.And that's it for now folks.
-Vivian "less blogging, more studying" Lau
PS: I'll have you know those pies were cherry pies with not only a crust on the bottom but a crust on top so I had TWO disgusting dry crusts to get through. The guys all went and puked up the pies afterwards (the most anyone ate was 3 pies) whereas I kept mine down. I beat out both the guys sitting beside me I think so I was pretty respectable.
PPS: Got propositioned by the Vietnamese lady at the Vietnamese restaurant today. She wants me to work for her. $7.50 an hour plus tips. Part time.
PPPS: I must be stressed out cus I'm actually thinking about taking the job. I wonder if I get free beef noodle soup as a perk? She knows she's got me addicted. Damn her. She's like a pimp. Gets me addicted then cuts me off and makes me work for it. Damn.
posted by Viv at 5:58 p.m.
2 Comments:
Dude!! Isn't that like your dream come true? Working at the beef noodle soup place?
Find out what the hours are, and let her know you're a student, and that you're going home for Christmas.
Do you NEED the money?
The time you'd save not working parttime, would you spend it on studying? or would you spend it carving zucchini friends?
but it's such a nice Alligator
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