By the time you all read this, I will already be gone . . .to write my Histology Final
Dear Joanne,
If I don't make it back (and you must prepare yourself for this. YOU MUST!) tell mom and dad I love them, and I never meant to hurt them in high school when I went to dye my hair. Tell Karen she can have all my necklaces and that I was the one that stole her purple shirt. She can have it back now *sniffle*. Joanne, you can have all my clothes and my stationary and binders and stuff. Take good care of them. Especially the eraser cases.
And *cough cough, wipes away blood with white handkerchief* make sure that Jaws and Ranger get along. Make sure you pet em lots for me will you? Will you Jo? *more coughing* And, and make sure you tell Gabe for me that I want him to go on without me. i want him to be happy and have lots of babies. I-, I-, I have to go now. Be brave. Don't cry for me. I'm already dead . . .
*vivian slaps on the war helmet and walks out of the room, ready to face her destiny on the battlefield of final exams*
Dear Joanne,
If I don't make it back (and you must prepare yourself for this. YOU MUST!) tell mom and dad I love them, and I never meant to hurt them in high school when I went to dye my hair. Tell Karen she can have all my necklaces and that I was the one that stole her purple shirt. She can have it back now *sniffle*. Joanne, you can have all my clothes and my stationary and binders and stuff. Take good care of them. Especially the eraser cases.
And *cough cough, wipes away blood with white handkerchief* make sure that Jaws and Ranger get along. Make sure you pet em lots for me will you? Will you Jo? *more coughing* And, and make sure you tell Gabe for me that I want him to go on without me. i want him to be happy and have lots of babies. I-, I-, I have to go now. Be brave. Don't cry for me. I'm already dead . . .
*vivian slaps on the war helmet and walks out of the room, ready to face her destiny on the battlefield of final exams*
posted by Viv at 10:18 a.m.
4 Comments:
If you had studied more, you would be entering battle with more than a helmet as a weapon. You would have guns. Lock and Load.
Aiyah! I'm sure you did fine. besides, who cares? As long as you pass, you're still gonna be a vet! You're already in vet school! no more need to get competitive marks!! YAY!! And you know what else? You're now one exam closer to Christmas!! meanwhile, I still have 3 to go. So, suck it up princess! Cry me a @#$%ing river!
Thanks for the clothes by the way.
I have grown concerned, Where's Vivian?
you'll make it...
-icky-
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